Snake

He keeps people waiting for like... Ever.

He's just kinda there in the cut house. No one ever seems to notice if he's gone or not. He could be standing right in front of you and you'd forget about him for a few seconds, but that's just because he's so stealthy. Anyway, he usually doesn't seem to care a whole lot about anyone in the cut house unless they're making a big presence.

Plot
Missing for about a month after getting a visit from the smashers that came to pick up Lucas, Roy finds Snake in a pitfall trap and is still alive for some reason. So because Roy has gone on a mad killing spree, he adds Snake to his victim list by literally slicing him in half.

Later, the group stumbles upon Snake's corpse. Roy pleads guilty to having killed Snake and the others only Semi-belive him, thinking that Roy just killed his corpse and Snake actually died from natural causes or something.

They revive Snake with a fairy, Snake freaks out upon seeing Roy but the others calm him down. He joins them to help them get into the Smash Mansion.

History
I haven't played a Metal Gear game but Snake's a clone of a dude or something and due to these little thingies in his body he's protected from crap that does stuff to him but comes at a cost of ageing rapidly and he eventually dies or something, I have no fucking clue. Someone with the smarts please add accurate shit here.

Stats/Growths
Coming Soon! Because I'm fucking lazy and this is my most hated section.